I promised baby Halloween costumes but that will have to wait for next time. Our enormous lad has turned 5 months old. How are these pictures of the same baby?

(6 days old)

(5 months old)
So the baby is 5 months old and I still have not lost all the baby weight, which isn’t all that terrible but I would like to fit into my old pants again. To that end I joined Noom a few months ago, and let me tell you, Dear Readers, I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH. It’s entirely way too much information to digest ever day, the articles are written in the most obnoxious tone, and the food tracking part of the app is a pain in the ass. The best part is you can only unsubscribe by messaging your coach, who I don’t even think is a real person. So yeah, I can’t recommend it and not just because it is not at all geared towards someone recovering from child birth. (not that it matters but I only lost 1 pound in 3 months and am doing much better on the free version of My Fitness Pal)
I haven’t seen the Joker movie yet (by “yet” I mean I will see it on a plane in 4 years), but this tweet is amazing (worth the click through):

That’s it for now. Next time there really will be baby Halloween costumes!
Here’s a bonus cat photo:
